- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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