What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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