- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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