Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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