Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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I was watching Fox news.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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