Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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hi charles lattuca III

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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