What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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