What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Pineapple.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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