What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What's brown an sticky Shit

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Phew... it's gone.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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