Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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