- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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