A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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