- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

gay pom...

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

rent a cops

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

haha black people :D

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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