- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

jd and zach loves vigina

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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