- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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