- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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