What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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