Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Anti Joke

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