Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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