A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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A woman walks into a bar.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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