- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

girls basketball

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

The holocaust

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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