- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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