- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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