- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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