What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

If your reading this, youre not blind.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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