- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

what are three short words? i a am

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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