what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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How do you end a sentence

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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