- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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