what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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