Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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