- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

the game

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.