- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

a black man walks out of popeyes

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the sky? True or False

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson