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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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