- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

haha black people :D

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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