If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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