- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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