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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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