What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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karn chevalier

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Black people being friendly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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