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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Albert your flies undone.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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