A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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