- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Women's rights.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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