Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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A young baby died.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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