What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Please don't shoot me

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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