Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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