What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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