What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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