- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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