- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What is green and slow Grass.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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