A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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