- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What? Yes.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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