- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What's red, blue & green all over?

Anti Joke

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