- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

You know what's natural? Bears.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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