A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

hers a joke... japanese people

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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