- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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