Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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autistic kids rock

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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