- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

rent a cops

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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