- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

The child was fired from his job.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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