- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

how do you call someone? use a phone

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