- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

mikey is cute

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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