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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Rylan Clark

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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