- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Who is John Galt?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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