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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What black and has children A black man

Jeff

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Jordan is pregant

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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