the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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