- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Barack Obama

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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