And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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