- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

why did you poop because you are a poop

black chicken. kfc

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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