- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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