- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

scientology.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

yolo your orange looks orange

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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