Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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