whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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