- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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