- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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