- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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