"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

I don't believe in giraffes.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Justin beiber's penis

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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