A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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