The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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