- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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