A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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