- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Connor is homo

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

once you go black your credit goes wack

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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