What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

whats green and slimy? green slim

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

i killed my family

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Knock, Knock Who's There

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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