- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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