- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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