- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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