- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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