- Anti Joke

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

69

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Hi, my name is Jake.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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