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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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