Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

antonis sister is mighty fine

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

cory

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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