Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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