Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Massie is a fatass

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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This statement is false.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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