what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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