- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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