- Anti Joke

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Two planes walk into an office building

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman