- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A lot eh?

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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