A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Chris is hairy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Hello

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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