Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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