- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

I love alchohol!

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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