- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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