- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Jordan is pregant

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Who invented apple? God

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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