- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Black people in Camden NJ.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

I was once a hamster.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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