Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

woman's rights

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Hi

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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