How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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