What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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first

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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nickel back

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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