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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Michael Brown

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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