Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

u know whats a crime? rape

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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