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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Wolfjob.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

roak

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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