What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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