Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Waseem is a hard worker.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

I am dyslexic

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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