Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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