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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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