What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

You know whats funny Aids

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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