So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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WNBA

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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I love pissing people off :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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