- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what's black and can't swim?

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