What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Bitch

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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I'm tired.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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