- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Neither did she.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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