- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

How come grilled cheese?

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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