- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Make me famous

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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