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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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