- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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