Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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hiya

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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