Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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