- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

whats black and strange a paki

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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