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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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