- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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