Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Caramel Boing.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Connor is homosexuaI

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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