Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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