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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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