why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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