What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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knock knock go away

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Pianos.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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