- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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