- Anti Joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!