What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

you will like this because i am black.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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