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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

where do some birds live in? Earth

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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