What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Gay republicans

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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