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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

star wars kid

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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