a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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