Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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