- Anti Joke

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Pickles are powerful

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive