Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Anthony sucks

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Jack Stevens

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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