Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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knock,knock you suck

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Women's rights.

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