"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Phew... it's gone.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

whats my name? Matt

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Anti Joke

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