- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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