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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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