- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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