- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

once you go black your credit goes wack

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Connor is homo

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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