- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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