Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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