- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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