- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

You bumder!

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

what's black and can't swim?

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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