joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Knock, Knock Come in

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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