September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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