Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Who is big and stupid My brother

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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