Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Albino African Americans

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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