Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Tall asians

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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