- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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