What's up? Your time.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Homo say what?

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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