whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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