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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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