- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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