- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

FUCK YOU

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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