I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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