- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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