A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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