Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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