(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

THE GAME

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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