- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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