A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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here's a joke... the american education society

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ewrg

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I literally died laughing

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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I am dyslexic

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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