- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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