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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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