What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Anti Joke

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