- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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