You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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