- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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