- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Black people in Camden NJ.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

poopy is poopy

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??