- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Your face

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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