- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Go away still nothing to see

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Ebola

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What fires shots? A gun

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

L's I's that took Viagra.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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