- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

do you wanna hear a joke school

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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