A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Your sex life.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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