What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

batman has diarrhea

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

poopy is poopy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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