What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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