- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

I used to know what alzheimers was

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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