Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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ejaculation JLR

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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knock knock who's there ?

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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