- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

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