- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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